A New Season Story for Red Sox Nation the 2007 Version:
I wake up on a Monday morning and have to go to work at the Jerrys Foodmaster. One of the jobs I have is to get the Scales off the Okajima Fish in the seafood case. My boss Larry is having trouble with his Youkilis so he has to spit Lugos all the time. Unfortunately he spits them on the Matt so I have to wipe it with Manny towels. Just as my day is ending the boss asks me to get Dustin the cereal aisle, of course I am so cookoo for Coco Crisps so I Doug the order. Finally the day is over and Murphy from the County Kerry gives me the Mike and I tell them all I am getting the Eck out of there. So I am driving my Brown Rice burner, listening to mmmbop by Hansen on my way to Ellsbury park. Once at the Mills in Lowell, I ordered a Baileys with my chicken Castiglione. The waitress, Corey, asked if I would like my chicken Burnsed, I said no but I would like a little Bernero sauce on the side. I paid the bill with Cash that I had Tucked in my Hansack. My car wouldnt start, so I Haled a cab to Wakefield. I had to use the Jon to drain my Wily when I got there, so I slipped into Pauleys for a cup of Joe and ZimmerRolls. A man named Lester came in with Moss all over his pants from working on a Spann of trees. He also needed to use the John. He tossed a couple of Schillings on the counter for Cora and her Blackjava. Last stop of the day was at Beckett JC so I could grab a book on computer Teknicians. I threw a Fisk full of dollars on the counter and said hey nice Kotterass to Alex at the register. Her boyfriend Phil said you Javy to leave now! Just then he Drew his SkyBlueEyes to me and said Ellaisaprincess!!! I thought it was getting a little DiceK there, so I called the offices of Magadan, Orsillo, Breslow and Epstein and asked for my Papi. He said Ill take your Kason, its a Travisty that you were treated that way. I got home and grabbed a jar of Piniero Salsa to go with my bag of Titos and some Snyders pretzels and flipped on a movie starring runElvys Presley. Julian Sands, Werner Klemperer, Edgar Bergen and Abe Vigoda had cameos in the movie. Later that night, AliceA stopped by on her way to Donnellys tavern and asked if I wanted to join her for Manny drinks. I said its a little Dewey out but Yaz I would love to join her. There we met Eric from Gary, Indiana. We all ordered Papelbombs to drink and thats the last thing I remembered until I woke up in Lynn. I said Nomar wood barstools for me as I still have a Splinter in my Petey. Well, I think I got everyone off like a Rocket!
I wake up on a Monday morning and have to go to work at the Jerrys Foodmaster. One of the jobs I have is to get the Scales off the Okajima Fish in the seafood case. My boss Larry is having trouble with his Youkilis so he has to spit Lugos all the time. Unfortunately he spits them on the Matt so I have to wipe it with Manny towels. Just as my day is ending the boss asks me to get Dustin the cereal aisle, of course I am so cookoo for Coco Crisps so I Doug the order. Finally the day is over and Murphy from the County Kerry gives me the Mike and I tell them all I am getting the Eck out of there. So I am driving my Brown Rice burner, listening to mmmbop by Hansen on my way to Ellsbury park. Once at the Mills in Lowell, I ordered a Baileys with my chicken Castiglione. The waitress, Corey, asked if I would like my chicken Burnsed, I said no but I would like a little Bernero sauce on the side. I paid the bill with Cash that I had Tucked in my Hansack. My car wouldnt start, so I Haled a cab to Wakefield. I had to use the Jon to drain my Wily when I got there, so I slipped into Pauleys for a cup of Joe and ZimmerRolls. A man named Lester came in with Moss all over his pants from working on a Spann of trees. He also needed to use the John. He tossed a couple of Schillings on the counter for Cora and her Blackjava. Last stop of the day was at Beckett JC so I could grab a book on computer Teknicians. I threw a Fisk full of dollars on the counter and said hey nice Kotterass to Alex at the register. Her boyfriend Phil said you Javy to leave now! Just then he Drew his SkyBlueEyes to me and said Ellaisaprincess!!! I thought it was getting a little DiceK there, so I called the offices of Magadan, Orsillo, Breslow and Epstein and asked for my Papi. He said Ill take your Kason, its a Travisty that you were treated that way. I got home and grabbed a jar of Piniero Salsa to go with my bag of Titos and some Snyders pretzels and flipped on a movie starring runElvys Presley. Julian Sands, Werner Klemperer, Edgar Bergen and Abe Vigoda had cameos in the movie. Later that night, AliceA stopped by on her way to Donnellys tavern and asked if I wanted to join her for Manny drinks. I said its a little Dewey out but Yaz I would love to join her. There we met Eric from Gary, Indiana. We all ordered Papelbombs to drink and thats the last thing I remembered until I woke up in Lynn. I said Nomar wood barstools for me as I still have a Splinter in my Petey. Well, I think I got everyone off like a Rocket!
Sants
Thanks 5, 18, 45, 38, 34, 24, 33, 49 and 7 for 2004. Thanks 8, 9, 27, 14, 19, 42, 39 and 21 for all the good years. Here's to another great season in 2006.
Thanks 5, 18, 45, 38, 34, 24, 33, 49 and 7 for 2004. Thanks 8, 9, 27, 14, 19, 42, 39 and 21 for all the good years. Here's to another great season in 2006.
