Marcum's a decent pitcher, except for that little home run problem he has. And really, what are home runs but glorified field goals? The posts are like 400 feet apart, and you don't even have to do it with your feet. Marcum will try to overcome the sniper fire that is a stadium packed with friendly fans in Toronto's home opener and Boston's third opening day of the season.
Thus begins Dougie Watch: Day One - a bombless world is not one I want to live in. Little did the Red Sox realize that credit beat out Cash years ago.









