After finishing baseball's official novelty week, the Red Sox will abandon sushi lunches and tuna can left fields for an admittedly still fishy smelling
Oakland Coliseum and the A's. If the 6:00am start times and five infielder sets weren't enough to convince people these trips were pointless and
ridiculous, perhaps the facts that Julio Lugo is currently the league leader in batting average and the Rays are in first place will hammer that fact home.
Daisuke Matsuzaka will be making his fifth start of the season, depending on who's filming the game (also depending on what constitutes a season). You know him; he's the guy with the changeup that Joe Morgan calls a "gyroball." It's called tail; look it up you Big Red Imbecile. Joe Blanton, you may remember, is the A's player who pitched in Japan that hasn't previously been a member of the Red Sox. Starting this rumor today - Blanton started those California wildfires of last winter by attempting a gag involving a gas lighter and beer-induced flatulence.
Matsuzaka, Blanton. This time, it's domestic!
Daisuke Matsuzaka will be making his fifth start of the season, depending on who's filming the game (also depending on what constitutes a season). You know him; he's the guy with the changeup that Joe Morgan calls a "gyroball." It's called tail; look it up you Big Red Imbecile. Joe Blanton, you may remember, is the A's player who pitched in Japan that hasn't previously been a member of the Red Sox. Starting this rumor today - Blanton started those California wildfires of last winter by attempting a gag involving a gas lighter and beer-induced flatulence.
Matsuzaka, Blanton. This time, it's domestic!
Here's the matchup:
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would also like to see instant replay in baseball ... at least to determine homeruns!
(And bats, gloves, franks, sushi, beer kegs, microphones...)
