Daisuke Matsuzaka will be making his fifth start of the season, depending on who's filming the game (also depending on what constitutes a season). You know him; he's the guy with the changeup that Joe Morgan calls a "gyroball." It's called tail; look it up you Big Red Imbecile. Joe Blanton, you may remember, is the A's player who pitched in Japan that hasn't previously been a member of the Red Sox. Starting this rumor today - Blanton started those California wildfires of last winter by attempting a gag involving a gas lighter and beer-induced flatulence.
Matsuzaka, Blanton. This time, it's domestic!









