Lugo's at short now, and A-Gon's a Red
Loretta is gone; it's Pedroia instead
Nixon's an Indian, Foulke was a while
But he really retired a Sox in exile
Papelbon joins a rotation this year
That in the opposing hitters strikes fear
D-Mat and Schilling and Wakefield and Beckett
Will all win at least 15 games; you just check it
J.D. Drew brings both fielding and hitting
Those who dislike him will soon be just... ummm... yea
(But the front office knew just what they were gitting)
Matt Clement gets his last 9 million this year
When he leaves next season I'll not shed a tear
Varitek still knows well how to call pitches
Of overpaid catchers by far he's the richest
Can this team win it again, we shall see
Dependable closers don't grow on a tree
So someone will have to step up and save games
Of candidates there is no shortage of names
Yes, Manny will have his moments I'm sure
And when stealing second, that Lugo's a blur
But in order to knock off the re-loaded @#&^% Yankees
We'll need walk-off homers from David Ortiz
Loretta is gone; it's Pedroia instead
Nixon's an Indian, Foulke was a while
But he really retired a Sox in exile
Papelbon joins a rotation this year
That in the opposing hitters strikes fear
D-Mat and Schilling and Wakefield and Beckett
Will all win at least 15 games; you just check it
J.D. Drew brings both fielding and hitting
Those who dislike him will soon be just... ummm... yea
(But the front office knew just what they were gitting)
Matt Clement gets his last 9 million this year
When he leaves next season I'll not shed a tear
Varitek still knows well how to call pitches
Of overpaid catchers by far he's the richest
Can this team win it again, we shall see
Dependable closers don't grow on a tree
So someone will have to step up and save games
Of candidates there is no shortage of names
Yes, Manny will have his moments I'm sure
And when stealing second, that Lugo's a blur
But in order to knock off the re-loaded @#&^% Yankees
We'll need walk-off homers from David Ortiz
